Employer: Why should we hire you?
Me: Because you're hiring
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
Could really use some good news…..
(Source: slavery)
Do you wanna build a snowman?
nO THANK YOU
WHY HAVE YOU CLOSED YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC
I was not fucking ready
I need an oxygen tankThe leadup to these is always so impressive. I’m NEVER ready for the gif they’re setting up for.
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It took almost two years but I accomplished something I once thought impossible
bruh
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Reblog for good luck in 2015
Imma need it
We’re all gonna need it
Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way.
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